Arch Linux搞事自测表(汉化版)
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Fuck-up Assessment Form
搞事自测表
<@phrik> Welcome to #archlinux, tell us how you fucked up.
欢迎来到#archlinux频道。告诉我们你如何搞坏了你的linux。
IRC nickname: ............ Date and time of fuck-up: ............
系统去世时,您的心情如何?
What emotions were going through your head upon fucking up? (check all that apply)
□ Panic 崩溃 □ Remorse悔恨 □ Admiration 还是论坛大佬牛逼 □ Fear, uncertainty and doubt自我怀疑.jpg
□ Nerdrage □ Wah wah wah □ Desirs to install Ubuntu □ Other (please specify): 其它(请指定)
bug真他妈多 完~完~完~ 想装ubuntu
什么东西把您亲爱的linux搞坏了?
What initially caused your fuck-up to occur? (check all that apply)
□ systemd
□ pacman -Sy
□ pacman -S --force
□ The AUR
□ I used yaourt 我用了大清遗产yaourt
□ I installed 我安装了……(软件包)
□ I ran dd and now my computer won't boot我胡乱dd把硬盘搞炸了
□ I didn't look it up on the Arch Wiki我没看Arch Wiki
□ I looked it up on the Debian Wiki我看Wiki了,但是是Debian Wiki
□ Allan broke it 熊孩子干的
□ I forgot deleting a file named ~我把我家拆了(~在Linux中即为“家”目录)
□ My root partition is btrfs 我的根分区是btrfs(但是我不会玩)
□ I used an installation script我图省事用了自动化安装脚本
□ I forgot the root password我把root密码忘了, 我把root密码记下来了, 但是只有root能看
□ I saved the root password in a text file only readable by root我把保险柜钥匙锁保险柜里了
□ I copy-pasted commands from an abandoned online discussion forum我从一个不知名论坛上胡乱抄代码
□ I tried setting up a printer and now lp0 is on fire我想设置打印机,结果打印机接口冒烟了
□ I couldn't find #archlinux我找不到#archlinux频道
□ I took #archlinux-offtopic seriously我把#archlinux-offtopic(诈骗频道)的话当真了
□ I listened to ............ (IRC nick)我听了……的鬼话
□ I didn't listen to ............ (IRC nick)我没听……的圣言
□ I tried to be funny in IRC and got banned我在论坛里作死发,封号了
□ I put my swap file in /tmp我把swapfile扔/tmp了,重启就寄了
□ I installed LUKS with a detached header and my mom washed the pants with the USB stick我用LUKS加密了磁盘,但我亲爱的妈妈把装着密钥的U盘洗了
□ I don't know, but it wasn't my fault 不是我的错
□ Other (please specify)其它(请指定)
您做了什么来试图收拾您的烂摊子?
What have you tried so far to remedy your fuck-up? (check all that apply)
更新系统 □ pacman -Syu □ Rebooting重启 □ Reinstalling Arch Linux □ Installing Gentoo安装Gentoo
□ Crying 在电脑旁嘤嘤嘤 □ Crying in IRC 在论坛里嘤嘤嘤 □ Other (please specify): 其它(请指定)
Please, return completed form to /dev/null in order for your fuck-up to be assessed by a professional.
请将此表发送到/dev/null,您的光荣事迹将没有机会被专家选为经典。
(注:/dev/null就是一黑洞,鬼才能收到)
整体描述
这是一张针对Arch Linux用户的搞笑“搞事自测表”汉化版图片,模仿正式评估表单的格式,用中英文结合的诙谐内容,罗列了Arch Linux玩家可能搞崩系统的各种离谱操作与原因、系统崩溃时的心情、尝试修复的搞笑手段,充满Linux玩家的自嘲与圈内梗。
其中包含多个Linux专属梗:
1. /dev/null:Linux系统里的“黑洞设备”,所有写入的内容都会被丢弃,这里用来调侃用户的“光荣事迹”不会被“专家”关注;
2. yaourt:曾经的AUR助手工具,因停止维护被玩家戏称“大清遗产”;
3. btrfs:一种Linux文件系统,因有一定学习成本被新手玩家吐槽;
4. dd命令:Linux下的磁盘操作命令,新手误用容易直接损坏硬盘分区。
来源说明
该图片改编自国外Arch Linux社区的英文原版“Fuck-up Assessment Form”,由国内Linux爱好者进行汉化并加入本土化搞笑表述,在国内Linux相关社区(如知乎、B站、Linux技术论坛、程序员社群)流传,用来调侃Arch Linux系统的高上手难度以及玩家在使用过程中出现的各种操作失误。