Reddit沙雕提问合集：脑洞清奇的无厘头科学问题

1. 19世纪究竟有多可怕？是什么导致了那时的人到现在一个不剩全都死光了？
   What was so dangerous about the 1800s that everybody from then is now dead?
2. 不育是遗传吗？
   Is infertility hereditary?
3. 是不是把固态硬盘加热变成气态硬盘，就能实现云计算了？
   If I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive, would that enable cloud computing?
4. 如果玻璃真的是用沙子做成的，为什么玻璃尝起来却满嘴都是血的味道呢？
   If glass is mostly made out of sand, how come it taste absurdly similar to blood?
5. 血浓于水，枫糖浆浓于血，所以煎饼比家人更重要？
   If blood is thicker than water, and maple syrup is thicker than blood. Does this mean pancakes are more important than family?
6. 穆斯林总是要面向麦加朝拜，早期冒险家们为什么不用他们来判定航向呢？
   If Muslims always pray facing Mecca, why weren't they used by early explorers as a navigational aid?
7. 请问近亲相奸有哪些危害？刚刚发现我妈妈曾和我爸爸上过床……
   What are the dangers of incestual sex? I just found out my mom had sex with my dad.
8. 为什么轮椅不是脚踏驱动的？这样不就能空出双手来了吗？
   Why aren't wheel chairs pedal powered so people can use them hands-free?
9. 只要不把癌症叫癌症，就没人会得癌症了？
   If we'd all stop calling cancer cancer, nobody would have cancer.
10. 为什么我总是记不住氯仿是什么味道的？
    Why do I keep forgetting what chloroform smells like?
11. 把体重计翻过来称了一下地球有多重，有问题吗？
    I turned my works scales upside down to find out how heavy the earth is. Here are my results. How did I do?
12. 为什么Xbox上的人都知道我的性取向呢？（小学生玩家见人就骂死基佬）
    How does everyone on Xbox Live know my sexual orientation?
13. 如果我一只手拿7个桔子，另一只手拿5个桔子，请问我是怎么能拿住这么多桔子的？
    If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 5 in the other, how am I holding this many oranges?
14. 为什么只有光头才会得癌症呢？
    Why do only bald people get cancer?
15. 都说光速比音速快，那为什么我总是先听到后面傻逼宝马车主的喇叭声，然后才会看到红绿灯变绿？
    If the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound how come I can hear the asshole in the BMW blow his horn before I can see the light turn green?
16. 心肺复苏做到什么时候就变成只是恋尸了？
    At what point does CPR become Necrophilia?
17. 好奇号在火星上发现猫的话会杀猫吗？
    If Curiosity finds cats on Mars will it kill them?
18. 是不是把吃的东西都烧糊，就可以预先烧掉所有的卡路里，吃了就不会胖了？
    If I overcook all my food, will I lose weight since I already burnt the calories?
19. 为什么没有头的女孩子拍裸照比较多？
    Why do headless women have a predisposition for posing nude on Reddit?
20. 请问我有一个蛋比另两个要大，正常吗？
    Is it normal for one of your testicles to be larger than the other two?
21. 椰子有毛也有奶，为什么不是哺乳动物？
    Coconuts have hair and produce milk. Why aren't they classed as mammals?
22. 音障被这么多次，一直都是谁把它修好的？
    Who keeps repairing the sound barrier?
23. 地球位于可观测宇宙的正中心，是巧合吗？
    Is it a coincidence that Earth is at the center of the observable universe?
24. 是不是脸部是马赛克的人天生更容易犯罪？
    Are people with pixelated faces genetically predisposed to crime?
25. 为什么蔬菜中人类唯独对洋葱如此不舍？
    Why are humans so emotionally attach to onions, but not to other vegetables?
26. 耳朵里有水时，听电音会不会不安全？
    If I have water in my ear, is it safe to listen to electronic music?
27. 为什么数学中总是默认8==D？（常用的画JJ方式）
    Math question: Why is it always assumed that 8==D?
28. 如果美国国旗横条变竖条，会显得美国这个国家瘦一点吗？
    If the U.S. Flag wore vertical stripes would it give off the illusion it's thinner?
29. 崇拜撒旦的人如果作恶不够多，是不是要被打下撒旦？
    Do satan worshipers go to heaven if they aren't evil enough in their lives?
30. 亚历山大图书馆烧毁导致人类文明倒退了一千年，为什么不多烧毁几个来实现时间旅行呢？
    If the burning of the Alexandria library set humanity back a thousand years, why don't we destroy more libraries as a means of time travel?
31. 如果手淫自己来一炮，算是搞基还是只是搞自己？
    If you masturbate yourself, are you gay or just masturbating?

这是一张竖屏超长截图，搬运自Reddit的r/shittyaskscience板块，由用户@fall_ark汉化。图中收录了数十个逻辑离谱、脑洞大开的搞笑提问，每个问题都配有英文原文、发布信息和评论数，内容涵盖各种无厘头的脑洞，比如：
1. 19世纪究竟有多可怕？是什么导致了那时的人到现在一个不剩全都死光了？
2. 只要不把癌症叫癌症，就没人会得癌症了？
3. 为什么我总是记不住氯仿是什么味道的？（冷笑话：氯仿会使人失忆）
4. 如果我一只手拿7个桔子，另一只手拿5个桔子，请问我是怎么能拿住这么多桔子的？
还有诸如利用穆斯林朝拜导航、把体重计翻过来称地球重量等奇葩提问，整体充满滑稽的无厘头趣味，部分问题带有冷笑话和梗，比如Xbox的提问玩了玩家互骂的梗，数学题的提问玩了字符谐音的低俗梗。

图片内容首发于Reddit的r/shittyaskscience社区，该社区是一个主打发布搞笑、无厘头风格“伪科学”提问的板块，用户可以在这里分享各种不符合常规逻辑的脑洞问题。由中文用户@fall_ark对这些帖子进行汉化翻译，并制作成超长截图，在中文社交平台（如微博等）作为搞笑内容传播，截图保留了原帖的提问、英文原文、发布者信息和评论数量等内容。