全球编程大赛：你 vs 神仙级对手们梗图网

你 You :
- fifty average software dev
- claims not to be competitive, but secretly dreams of landing on the leaderboard at least once just to get his name out the gate
- wastes the first minute of the contest waiting for it to start
- is still parsing the problem statement while others are submitting solutions
- actually uses a debugger when things aren't working
- 水平一般的软件开发
- 嘴上说友谊第一，内心偷偷幻想排行榜上自己哪怕出现一次也好
- 使用完整编程环境：比赛开始时就浪费一分钟启动
- 还在读懂题目时，别人已经在提交答案了
- 程序不通时真的使用调试器修改

你的对手 Your competition:
"Hackerman"
- InfoSec major
- is basically a non-lethal dose of Adderall waiting for the timer to hit 00:00
- has automated scripts for pulling the input and submitting solutions, with implementations of helper functions for every imaginable problem class
- knows your IP at all times
"黑客侠"(电视剧MrRobot镜像)
- 网络安全专业
- 兴奋药剂剂量服用到了安全极限，在电脑前等待比赛随时读秒开始
- 读数据提交答案全部用脚本自动化，所有能想到的解题工具类都在自己的资源库里
- 任何时候都知道你的IP网络地址

"emhacker"
- research scientist at Intel
- does puzzles for fun that are harder than any job you've ever had
- so utterly bored with the problems that he creates hopelessly difficult self-imposed restrictions to keep things interesting
- solved last year exclusively on a PDP, on a System/360 with a 1960s era mechanical keyboard
- personal homepage is HTML 2.0 compliant
"华教授"(类似edu域名的个人主页名)
- 英特尔芯片公司的全职科学家
- 平常娱乐时做的练习题，比你这辈子工作遇到的题都难
- 对比赛题目深感无聊，自己增加限制条件来让事情更有趣
- 去年只使用上世纪的system360低性能模拟器，仍获得全球第9名
- 个人主页兼容html2.0 标准 (初代网页标准，1995年)

"wjibr"
- is some guy from an undisclosed Eastern European country, making 200k/yr for a company you've never heard of
- participates in literally every coding competition
- programs live from a 5fm terminal with only the sounds of a mechanical keyboard
- types faster than you can read or think
"wjibr"(是某语言的姓名首字母缩写，使用默认头像)
- 某未透露具体国家的东欧软件开发，20万年薪，公司名称你从未听说过
- 参加所有的编程比赛
- 编程实时网络直播，只有vim命令行界面和机械键盘声音
- 打字速度比你阅读和思考的速度都快

"Tharg"
- Linux kernel hacker
- compiler design expert
- dabbles in some esoteric language nobody has ever heard of
- can mentally transpile any code he sees to assembly
- measures his solutions' performance in actual clock cycles
"Tharg"(某小众漫画角色名)
- Linux系统内核黑客
- 编译器设计专家
- 擅长摆弄从没人听说过的小众编程语言
- 大脑可以直接编译高级语言到汇编语言 (接近机器代码)
- 以芯片运算时钟周期来评估答案效率 (极致性能优化)

"通用中文名"
- is a Chinese university student, double majoring in theoretical physics and chemical engineering
- has been locked into various educational institutions since childhood
- only uses 3% of his school time for piano lessons
- can literally only see the relevant parts of the problem statement
- you won't understand his solutions without a PhD in discrete mathematics
"通用中文名"(二次元头像，某hub常见)
- 过劳的中国在校生，主修理论物理和化学工程专业
- 从3岁起就参加各类培训班
- 唯一在各类学校外的时间是去学钢琴
- 肉眼只能看见题目中有用的部分
- 如果没有离散数学博士学位，他的答案你看了也不懂

"Samir Nagheenanajar"
- outsourced IT support technician
- joins this contest because he has nothing better to do during his shift
- forced to use Excel because his work computer isn't allowed to install anything else
- can solve problems using only VBA
- claims to have mastered all online tutorial knowledge
"萨米尔"(南亚姓名)
- 外包IT客服专家
- 参加比赛的原因是值班时没有事做
- 不得不用excel来解题因为办公电脑不能装其他工具
- 使用VBA(office脚本程序)就能解决各类问题
- 据说掌握了所有老师的网上视频教程的知识