猫咪误以为主人能控制天气，日常操作让猫产生离谱误解
我家猫咪也是。它总是在夜里希望我把太阳召唤回来，这样它就可以继续在阳台上看鸟了。我告诉它，不行的，我做不了这个。然后它看着我回到房间里，一开灯，房间就亮了。它现在很明确地认为，我完全可以控制天亮天暗，我只是不够努力所以太阳没有被我召唤回来。
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我家猫咪们有一种特别的喵喵叫，意思就是“快来帮我解决这个问题”。它们会一边喵喵叫着一边把我带到出问题的地方，比如一个空的猫碗，一扇关着的门，然后希望我给它们加粮或者开门。它们会看看出问题的地方，再看看我，然后确保我理解它们的需求。
很有意思的是，它们对于我能做什么有着很广泛的理解。是的，我能给它们加食物，我能开门关门，但它们觉得我也能控制降雨。我家猫咪们喜欢晒太阳，所以下雨天它们就会把我带到阳台，然后对着雨喵喵叫。意思就是叫我快点把雨停掉。
傻猫。我叹气。我怎么可能控制降雨呢？下一分钟，它们看着我走进浴室打开莲蓬头，水一下就从上面浇下来了。
My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
alienpigpen
I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.
But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he's fairly certain I'm just not applying myself properly here.
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微博用户「悖悖论」分享了自家猫咪的搞笑趣事：猫咪会用特定叫声带领主人解决问题，比如空猫碗、关着的门，甚至在雨天把主人带到阳台，要求主人停雨，当主人无奈叹气时，猫咪看到主人打开浴室莲蓬头出水，更坚信主人能控制降雨；评论区网友也补充自家猫的趣事，猫咪以为主人能召唤太阳，因为主人能开灯，便觉得主人只是不想召唤太阳。下方还附上了对应的外网原帖英文内容，铲屎官和猫咪之间的误会充满笑点，引发养猫人的共鸣。
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该内容是微博用户「悖悖论」于02-10发布的微博，内容翻译自外网（推测为Tumblr平台，原帖作者为kleefkruid和alienpigpen）的养猫趣事帖子，加上自身的分享和评论区网友的补充，在微博平台传播，属于跨平台内容搬运翻译的二次创作，引发养猫群体的共鸣讨论。
